For some reason, which I have yet to grasp, I like CSI Miami. I prefer the original CSI, because, while still highly implausible, it's got a bit more grounding in reality. CSI folks don't shoot criminals, they don't arrest people, they might not even really carry guns in the real world, but on TV they're like a SWAT team. I'm starting to think I like it because everything David Caruso says or does makes me cringe. His lines and delivery are completely ridiculous, to the point where you think the writers must be laughing themselves silly trying to come up with even more inane things for him to say. In the several seasons it's been on, his character has literally murdered a dozen people. Granted, they were criminals, but he's a complete sociopath. And what's the deal with him and kids? Anytime an episode has a small child in it, he sits down next to them and tries to comfort them, but again he delivers his lines like he's talking to a murder suspect. TV. Meh. You strange addictive bitch.
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