Wednesday 16 September 2009

Kanye West is a fucking douchbag.


I don't know what else there is to say about this moron that hasn't already been said this week. I would love if something like this could ruin his career, but people have very short memories and this just seems to be the way Americans are choosing to behave these days. Just look at Joe Wilson's outburst during Obama's speech (not a debate) last week. What a fucking redneck hillbilly, who unfortunately represents thousands of people who think his political grandstanding was justified because Americans, as I have mentioned before, are too stupid to understand the health care debate (racist screaming match). So fuck you Kanye. Fuck you and every other piece of shit child-mind who can't sit down and keep their big mouths shut while the adults are talking. Douchebag.

Monday 14 September 2009

I Fold.


I started playing Texas Hold-em poker on Facebook a few weeks ago, and quickly accumulated over $260,000 of imaginary money. It took hours and hours of sitting in front of my computer, playing hand after hand, and for really, no point whatsoever. I love the game, but I prefer to play it with friends in real life, sitting around having a few drinks, and generally being a social animal. So, after two or three weeks of it, I decided to give all the pretend money to a friend and remove the application, with the intention of trying to spend my recovered time on more worthwhile pursuits. To a certain extent, I feel like I've succeeded in that goal.

However, it just made me think about the millions of ways we are given to waste our time instead of doing things that would more productive. It's as though we're being presented with newer and shinier things, faster than we can get bored of the old ones, although we do get bored quickly of them. Facebook itself is an excellent example of time wasted, and the applications they offer, usually through third party creators, take us away from living real life, and eat away at the short time that we do have. Western governments love this shit. Why spend the time thinking about what's wrong with society, like why is your heart attack going to bankrupt your family, or why did the banks get bailed out again? They prefer you to spend your time conducting a mafia war in cyberspace, twittering to Ashton Kutcher, or creating cartoon pets. Most of these games and distractions are designed to have no end. They just keep going on and on and on, and then you're dead and you did nothing with your life. I don't want to end up on my death bed and be worried about what's going to happen to my pets in Pet Society. Neither should anyone else. Maybe the Luddites have it right. Technology is seriously mismanaged if it make us lose sight of the life we have, and leads us to focus on a life that we don't.

Thursday 3 September 2009

This is why we can't have nice stuff.....


Everytime I look at this picture, I chuckle at the idea of this poor mother screaming at her kids about something or other. Maybe they were fighting over the remote control. Maybe they were murdered by savages. Either way, life on Earth hasn't changed a whole hell of a lot.